when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook
i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination
Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.
Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.
That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.
when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what